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95. Jail Blazers 4EVA; or, The Extreme Gulliness of the 95 Draft

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This week: Steve Kerr is a party pooper, Kenneth Faried sons DeAndre Jordan, the Thunder are ugly, and the Jail Blazers made Portland the city it is today. Also discussed: getting Les Mis stuck in your head, listening to songs with words you don't understand, and biting Nazis' ears off.

94. The Unbearable Knicksness of Knicking; or, The Undeniable Influence of Diddy

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This week: Melo vs Phil, Jason Kidd's antics, Juwan Howard's oldness, ringing ears, chicken shit bingo, drones, hot takes on Red Panda and John Starks. Also discussed: Spotify playlists, bionic penises, sex robots, Young Pope, subtweets, and interspecies mating.

93. The Historical Weight of Sam Cassell’s Balls; or, Lil Penny’s Place in the Puppet Hierarchy

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This week: Knicks are trash, the morality of bloodlust, Spencer Dunkley, and The Charles Smith Game. Also discussed: Pete Rock, Fever Ray, the scientific method, Nick Van Exel beating up hoodlums with crowbars, and MORE! Join us!

92. Less Slappin’ More Yappin’; or, The Patrick Ewing Appreciation Hour

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This week: illegal winks, suspect headlines, the NBA's steroid "problem", and crying during postgame. Also discussed: the superiority of egg rolls, the corniness of RTJ, LeBron getting Ebola and MORE! Join us!

91. The Corrupting Influence of the Sports Memorabilia Industry; or, The Cedric Ceballos Mixtape

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This week: Andy Liu of Warriors World joins us to talk arrogance, petulance, Porzingis' stupid t-shirt, and Steve Kerr's 82-game strategery. Also discussed: year-end top 10s, Mick Jagger's baby, Fiona Apple's intensity, gnocchi vs dumplings, and MORE! Join us!

90. The Questionable Accuracy of Kendall Gill’s IMDB Page; or, The Tufty Soul Patch Handicap

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This week: Phil Jackson's "wide-ranging interview with CBS", moms who ball, eating razors, novelty shot glasses, and Gary Payton. Also discussed: Mariah Carey's legendary Cribs performance, Bimbo Coles, Cs that sound like Ss, and MORE! Listen!

89. The Kristaps Porzingis Jump Ball Hunger Strike; or, Crass Ploys for Radio Plays

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This week: the ongoing quest for wokeness, Sonny Bono's political career, Kristaps' foray into politics, and Steve Kerr's pot use. Also discussed: Jeremih, The Lox, bionic penii, and MORE!

88. Game-Winning Technical Free Throws; or The Al Horford Procreation Waiver

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This week we're joined by Seerat Sohi of Rolling Stone, ESPN, VICE, and MUCH MORE! We talk second year players, arena names, Kevin Love's record-breaking quarter, and Pascal Siakam. Also discussed: long distance helicopter rides, the wisdom of crowds, domesticated turkeys, OJ Simpson, Bossypants, and the guy she told you not to worry about.

87. The Stabilizing Influence of David Lee; or, If I Voted This Is How I Voted

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This week: NBA-sanctioned abstinence-only education, noted scumbag Kevin Johnson's meeting with Donald Trump, televised suicide, Dennis Rodman scooping Werner Herzog, Phil Jackson's masturbation chair, and erotic Sharper Image catalogs. Also discussed: airport massage chairs, Brexit supporters on scooters, Blake Griffin's temper, and MORE! Join us!

86. Coping, Moping, and Hoping

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This week: the guys come to grips with some distressing current events. Also discussed: the anti-Melo CONSPIRACY, Phil Jackson's favorite movies, why Paul Pierce is so annoying, strobe light training, Honey Nut Cheerios, LeBron James, and MORE! Join us!